Because Becks has nothing better to do than read my shitty writing

I'm bringing back flip flops and 3/4 length pants. But not like the 3/4 shorts thing, skinny jeans rolled up. I'm down with that. The sun is back now and I've got my summer look figured out. No one else does. Get a move on.

Is that kinda girly? I think I'm getting really in touch with my feminine side at the moment. It always happens when I'm single. I knew Sarah's dress was Jane Norman just by glancing at it, and then I was able to talk about the Japanese style collection she had out 6 months ago and why I liked it. Lucy was quite shocked at that. I think I'm kinda like the gay friend that isn't gay.

Blow jobs are fun. I feel like this is a subject that most people skate over. I love giving blow jobs. To girls. I don't see why we should separate sucking cock with eating out. Call them the same thing, and just go off the gender of the person saying it. So if I say blow job, I mean going down on a girl. Simple. But seriously, I don't think guys are giving this enough attention. Most of the guys I know just want to tuck their little soldier away and go straight for the finish line, but really, where's the fun in that? The best feeling in the world is making a girl cum. It makes me feel like I've achieved something from sex, rather than just fucking away and hoping the girl will get off. Blowing a girl means you can just stay down there until she gets off, and you know when she does. I love giving blow jobs. I don't know why other people don't.

I really don't know why I drink. It's just a waste of money and I don't feel good afterwards, or during. I went shopping with Lucy today (and got pissed off that you can't find DKNY jeans in Wigan) and then we drank afterwards, and it made me feel awful. I'm not at all keen on this pastime. Fuck drinking. I'm just as fun sober as I am drunk. In fact, I'm an asshole when I'm drunk, so there are pretty much no good points to it at all.

What's the deal with guys thinking that being hairy is cool? I'm all for laser hair removal. I keep my nose hair non existant, my balls shaved, and my face smooth. Any unexpected body hair gets taken care of as soon as I notice it. It's so much sexier being streamlined.

Honestly though honey, don't get hung up on mistakes. You made a bad one, big deal. If you dwell on it it's gonna upset you a lot more. I've been through the whole sadness thing, more than most people know, and it's not worth it. I wish I'd just seen my mistakes for what they were and just moved on. Don't base your life on other people. Live it for yourself and let them move around you. If you just let things happen then they work out a lot better. Things run their course. You choose your own path.

Let's see. Things I am cool with today.

1. My hair. Haven't washed it in 3 days and it still looks rad.

2. Flip flops. Worthy put it perfectly at Satans, 'Tom Cruise will be doing it next year and you'll all think it's cool'. Get on it now.

3. Kanye West. Dude can't put a foot wrong. Throw your diamonds in the sky.

4. Gym Class Heroes getting played in Debenhams. You fuckin made it guys!

5. Pasta. I cook the greatest ever.

6. Apricot face scrub and candy lip gloss. These two things are responsible for my awesome looks today.


Things I am not cool with today.

1. The lack of local DKNY stockists.

2. Alcohol. I've got a goddamn headache and i hate it.

3. I've been bitten 4 times on the same leg by a mystery bug. It's itchy and red and generally sucks.

4. The fact that I don't have a girlfriend to blow for hours.

On that last note. I really do want a girlfriend. Just someone I can be really sweet to, and also give head for hours. I don't think I'm being too demanding really.

xxo

P.S. I do still love you. I was waiting for the stones to hit my window. They never came.

Currently listening to : High Life Scenery - The Rocket Summer